What best-man speech opening would you go with?
Before the bride left me for my best friend..
When two people are in love, and also today they..
Only a fool wouldn't not say this union won't last
After his first marriage, I knew the groom would..
I'll be quick so the bride can wolf down some cake
When the two lovebirds met at my bachelor party..
Shes never been more beautiful since the pregnancy
MINE! It all belongs to me! (c)2006 I Hate Funny and its owners.